A Million Years Ago Today
A million years ago today, Buck Wondrous’ peeps came to Earth in a comet. I know this because they hired an omniscient narrator to tell this here story, and I’m the only omniscient narrator they got in the South, or America, for that matter, so here I sits, telling you all this, and for your own edification. There are omniscient narrators all over Canada and Mexico, but it was largely bred out of most folks in the US, who were locked into a strange partiality, attributable to sport, and marketing, some say. Others blame it on maths, or cipherin’.
Now if I happen to make something seem more fantastical than it really was, in the tellin’, please send me that feedback, because sometimes I just caint help the medicaments the folks in the Doctors’ Building over on Kings, and their effects upon the mind. Matter of fact, right now Ima feelin’ a little queezy, and I think I might be droppin my Gs. Jeez! [Note to Doc. What is this shit?] Well okay. Now where was I?
You can still see the place of the mother comet’s impact, in the Olduvai Gorge, in the African Southeast. And as the passengers weren’t but microbes at the time, it would take a good deal more of that time to organize into human animals that spread out over the lands. Many of Bucks peeps migrated up the Nile River, where they created great cities along the way, although some were just okay. Timewise we’re talkin’ yugae.
They then crossed over to Asia and Europe, creating more great cities, and more okay cities and towns and villages and bands, until a time when they could come to the United States in a British Invasion.