Firth of Fifth is one more than Firth of Forth. But is there a Firth of Third? Why do these words all seem like anagrams of each another? Can I blame Wordle?
Firth of Fifth (above) so Colin Fifth (below).
Colin Fifth was born inside a potato. But not just any potato. The potato that was manger and cradle to young Colin was “The Potato Barn” clinging to the outskirts of risible Charlotte, North Carolina.