Lord of the Star Ring Wars

Poor Misunderstood Megajesus

Megajesus, the Lord of the Star Ring Wars was pissed. Thangs weren’t turning out quite like he had planned. Someone was going to have to pay.

Megajesus was not one to carry cash on him, or credit cards. Fact is, Megajesus was flat broke. Still is, according to Judicael. One look at him and potential employers would make whatever excuse necessary to ensure that they would never again have to see that face.

“I’m sorry, Mr. ah Megajesus, but you see, the supply chains have bla bla bla bla bla bla so it would be impossible for us to add anyone to our enterprise at this juncture, but if you leave a resume with the front desk, we will be sure that you are the very first person we contact.”

Of course this was all bullshit. No one ever put on back burner such a notion, or anything remotely resembling it. Megajesus would have to be the Lord of the Star Ring Wars as an unpaid volunteer. He better start doing pushups.