My Last Willing Testicle

One Less Ball to Answer

When the Buddha yacked on about ending the cycle of suffering, did he mean the cycle of birth and death, that seems to have been around for hundreds of years? Or did he mean something more sinister, like left-handedness? Only his hairdresser knows for sure. But whom is his hairdresser? And is he anything like a hairchest of drawers?

I’ll be the first to admit that I do not have a hairchest, although I have plenty of drawers, or what people might call panties, or underwear, and both are related to my unwilling testicle.

You see, I have grown weary of the pissing contests, the blue jeans and cargo pants, and guns, guns, guns good God almighty! And to make matters worse, there is the wolfing down of steroids, testosterone and boner pills. Is there not already enough yang in the world?

So I’m gone, fellas. See ya. Wouldn’t want to be ya.

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*art by Woody “Funky Geezer” Williams

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